Monday, November 29, 2010

He vs sHe in Office

 

How the company views its employees. (HE vs SHE)
 
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1. The family picture is on HIS desk.                                                        
   Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
 
   The family picture is on HER desk.
   Umm, her family will come before her career.
 
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2. HIS desk is cluttered.
   He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
 
   HER desk is cluttered.
   She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain
 
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3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
   He must be discussing the latest deal
 
   SHE is talking with her co-workers.
   She must be gossiping.
 
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4. HE's not at his desk. He must be at a meeting.
 
   SHE's not at her desk. She must be in the ladies' room.
 
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5. HE's not in the office. He's meeting with customers.
 
   SHE's not in the office. She must be out shopping.
 
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6. HE's having lunch with the boss. He's on his way up.
 
   SHE's having lunch with the boss. They must be having an affair.
 
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7. The boss criticised HIM. He'll improve his performance.
 
   The boss criticized HER. She'll be very upset.
 
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8. HE got an unfair deal. Did he get angry?
 
   SHE got an unfair deal. Did she cry?
 
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9. HE's going on a business trip. It's good for his career.
 
   SHE's going on a business trip. What does her husband say?
 
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10 . HE's leaving for a better job.
        He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.
 
       SHE's leaving for a better job. 
       Women are not dependable

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