Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains.
I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim said, "I feel j ust like a newborn baby."
"Really? Like a newborn baby?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
Saturday, February 12, 2011
How do you feel?
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Foods that Heal
Apples
Protects your heart
prevents constipation
Blocks diarrhea
Improves lung capacity
Cushions joints
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Apricots
Combats cancer
Controls blood pressure
Saves your eyesight
Shields against Alzheimer's
Slows aging process
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Artichokes
Aids digestion
Lowers cholesterol
Protects your heart
Stabilizes blood sugar
Guards against liver disease
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Avocadoes
Battles diabetes
Lowers cholesterol
Helps stops strokes
Controls blood pressure
Smoothes skin
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Bananas
Protects your heart
Quiets a cough
Strengthens bones
Controls blood pressure
Blocks diarrhea
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Beans
Prevents constipation
Helps hemorrhoids
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
Stabilizes blood sugar
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Beets
Controls blood pressure
Combats cancer
Strengthens bones
Protects your heart
Aids weight loss
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Blueberries
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Stabilizes blood sugar
Boosts memory
Prevents constipation
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Broccoli
Strengthens bones
Saves eyesight
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Controls blood pressure
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Cabbage
Combats cancer
Prevents constipation
Promotes weight loss
Protects your heart
Helps hemorrhoids
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Cantaloupe
Saves eyesight
Controls blood pressure
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
Supports immune system
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Carrots
Saves eyesight
Protects your heart
Prevents constipation
Combats cancer
Promotes weight loss
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Cauliflower
Protects against Prostate Cancer
Combats Breast Cancer
Strengthens bones
Banishes bruises
Guards against heart disease
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Cherries
Protects your heart
Combats Cancer
Ends insomnia
Slows aging process
Shields against Alzheimer's
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Chestnuts
Promotes weight loss
Protects your heart
Lowers cholesterol
Combats Cancer
Controls blood pressure
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Chili Peppers
Aids digestion
Soothes sore throat
Clears sinuses
Combats Cancer
Boosts immune system
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Figs
Promotes weight loss
Helps stops strokes
Lowers cholesterol
Combats Cancer
Controls blood pressure
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Fish
Protects your heart
Boosts memory
Protects your heart
Combats Cancer
Supports immune system
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Flax
Aids digestion
Battles diabetes
Protects your heart
Improves mental health
Boosts immune system
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Garlic
Lowers cholesterol
Controls blood pressure
Combats cancer
kills bacteria
Fights fungus
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Grapefruit
Protects against heart attacks
Promotes Weight loss
Helps stops strokes
Combats Prostate Cancer
Lowers cholesterol
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Grapes
saves eyesight
Conquers kidney stones
Combats cancer
Enhances blood flow
Protects your heart
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Green Tea
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Helps stops strokes
Promotes Weight loss
Kills bacteria
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Honey
Heals wounds
Aids digestion
Guards against ulcers
Increases energy
Fights allergies
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Lemons
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Controls blood pressure
Smoothes skin
Stops scurvy
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Limes
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Controls blood pressure
Smoothes skin
Stops scurvy
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Mangoes
Combats cancer
Boosts memory
Regulates thyroid
aids digestion
Shields against Alzheimer's
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Mushrooms
Controls blood pressure
Lowers cholesterol
Kills bacteria
Combats cancer
Strengthens bones
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Oats
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
Battles diabetes
prevents constipation
Smoothes skin
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Olive Oil
Protects your heart
Promotes Weight loss
Combats cancer
Battles diabetes
Smoothes skin
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Onions
Reduce risk of heart attack
Combats cancer
Kills bacteria
Lowers cholesterol
Fights fungus
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Oranges
Supports immune systems
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Strengthens respiration
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Peaches
prevents constipation
Combats cancer
Helps stops strokes
aids digestion
Helps hemorrhoids
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Peanuts
Protects against heart disease
Promotes Weight loss
Combats Prostate Cancer
Lowers cholesterol
Aggravates
diverticulitis
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Pineapple
Strengthens bones
Relieves colds
Aids digestion
Dissolves warts
Blocks diarrhea
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Prunes
Slows aging process
prevents constipation
boosts memory
Lowers cholesterol
Protects against heart disease
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Rice
Protects your heart
Battles diabetes
Conquers kidney stones
Combats cancer
Helps stops strokes
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Strawberries
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
boosts memory
Calms stress
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Sweet Potatoes
Saves your eyesight
Lifts mood
Combats cancer
Strengthens bones
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Tomatoes
Protects prostate
Combats cancer
Lowers cholesterol
Protects your heart
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Walnuts
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
boosts memory
Lifts mood
Protects against heart disease
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Water
Promotes Weight loss
Combats cancer
Conquers kidney stones
Smoothes skin
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Watermelon
Protects prostate
Promotes Weight loss
Lowers cholesterol
Helps stops strokes
Controls blood pressure
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Wheat Germ
Combats Colon Cancer
prevents constipation
Lowers cholesterol
Helps stops strokes
improves digestion
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Wheat Bran
Combats Colon Cancer
prevents constipation
Lowers cholesterol
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Tuesday, February 8, 2011
ICC Cricket World Cup 2011 Fixtures and schedule
Monday, January 31, 2011
Stupid Question / Answers
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
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2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.
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3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?
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4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is ! the "Paneer butter Masala" dish good??
Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
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5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself
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6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
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7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.
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8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..
Friday, January 21, 2011
Procedure for Mobile number portability (MNP) in India
Procedure for MNP in India
Mobile Number Portability (MNP) has been implemented through out India between all mobile service providers from 20th January 2011. IT enables mobile phone users to shift from one service provider to another service provider with retaining their mobile number. This is a great idea as it provides customers to choose a better service provider with out the change of mobile number.
Mobile Number Portability is available for both postpaid and prepaid users. The procedure for application of Mobile Number Portability is as follows.
1. Send an sms "PORT" <space> <mobile no:> from your phone to 1900.
2. You will get a reply with a unique code.
3. Use this code to apply for new service provider, then you will get the new network with same no:
4. A fee of Rs. 19 will be charged for Mobile Number Portability.
For more information, contact your service providers in their following tollfree no:
* Aircel - 9802098020
* Airtel -18001031111
* BSNL-18001801503
* IDEA MNP Helpline: 1800-270-0000
* MTNL Mumbai-1800221503
* TATA Docomo MNP Helpline: 1800-266-0000
* Vodafone MNP Helpline: 1800-1234567
Mobile Number Portability (MNP) has been implemented through out India between all mobile service providers from 20th January 2011. IT enables mobile phone users to shift from one service provider to another service provider with retaining their mobile number. This is a great idea as it provides customers to choose a better service provider with out the change of mobile number.
Mobile Number Portability is available for both postpaid and prepaid users. The procedure for application of Mobile Number Portability is as follows.
1. Send an sms "PORT" <space> <mobile no:> from your phone to 1900.
2. You will get a reply with a unique code.
3. Use this code to apply for new service provider, then you will get the new network with same no:
4. A fee of Rs. 19 will be charged for Mobile Number Portability.
For more information, contact your service providers in their following tollfree no:
* Aircel - 9802098020
* Airtel -18001031111
* BSNL-18001801503
* IDEA MNP Helpline: 1800-270-0000
* MTNL Mumbai-1800221503
* TATA Docomo MNP Helpline: 1800-266-0000
* Vodafone MNP Helpline: 1800-1234567
Monday, January 17, 2011
My Business Partner Siamak Alizadeh
A few months ago I ran across a book called "Techniques for Online Marketing" by Siamak Alizadeh, After I failed several times and searched months off and on trying searching for what was next online,then I found about his website. He is one of the best I have seen.
When it comes to the nature of network marketing business or affiliate marketing then you need to find a good business partner.
A good sponsor will hold nothing back. They will be willing to share all of the secrets of their success and be honest with you about the reality of making money in the business. Far too many people get involved with sponsors who are just trying to milk them for more money by selling them back end products and do not really care if they build their business or not. They just keep them going in circles and promising them success if they just keep sticking with it and buying more useless marketing material.
He always has in place an easy way for his or her downline to duplicate what they do. In any business you must have a marketing system setup to train your affiliates or downline members and make sure that they are up to date on all the latest and effective marketing strategies for the company. Someone who just sends you a welcome letter is not a good sponsor. In addition they must provide you with access to some kind of training website or blog where you can visit to learn how to get started.
As far as I know, Siamak Alizadeh has proven to be a trustworthy resource to people who want to make money legitimately online. I really like how Siamak helps you keep going and not give up in making money online. I have been his downline of 4life business and I'm thankful to be a part of his team.he provide a complete automated marketing system for his downline to make it easy duplicate his success.
I can get many information and tutorials in making money on line. I really love to work with this guy. It was an extremely positive impact on my income after when I start doing business with him.You can follow all his ways in making money on line.
If you had a chance working with him and participate in one of his programs,you will soon realize that he only works and promotes other online business models that he has investigated and works. He doesn't just give you a bunch of fluff because he profits by promoting others.
He's really trying to do his best to help people earning money and he is on my list as an outstanding professional, one of the best internet marketers.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Height of Innocence
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
"Then why did you eat him?"
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Free Classifieds with Pictures in UK
"Are you looking for the latest classified ads available in Uk? Are you having a very hard time to find the best deal for your needs in your town or around your area? If so, then you’ ve come to the right place. All you have to do is search through our listings of free classifieds. We can offer you a wide range of categories of classified ads including real estate, vehicles, jobs, services, items for sale, tourism.
Browse our database for apartments for sale or rent, houses, cars, motorcycles, different items for sale or wanted and many more. Here you can find the latest jobs available right now, or the best deals on vacations and holidays. Also, you can post your ad for free (no registration required).We’ll help you to sell your used and new items that you don’t need anymore. Post for free nice pictures with your apartment for sale or rent, your house or your old car.
Baby's Delivery according to Corporate World
1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
And lastly...
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
How to Spot an Indian..
* Everything you eat is savoured with garlic, onions and chillies.
* You try and re-use gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminium foil.
* You are standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the airport.
* You arrive one or two hours late to a party, and think it's normal.
* You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.
* Your toilet has a plastic bowl next to the commode.
* All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.
* You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
* You load up the family car with as many people as possible.
* You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch .
* You live with your parents even if you are 40 years old. (And they like it that way).
* If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing whose daughter has run with whose son and feel it's your duty to spread the word.
* You only make long distance calls after 11pm.
* If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
* When your parents meet Indian for the first time and talk for a few minutes, you soon discover they are your relatives.
* Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs while talking.
* You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty.
* It's embarrassing if your wedding has less than 600 people.
* You list your daughter as "fair and slim" in the matrimonial no matter what she looks like.
* You're alw ays interested to know/interfere in others' personal matters, what they are doing, where they are going, etc.
* You have really enjoyed reading this mail because you know some, or most of them, applies to you!
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Good Corn
Each year he entered his corn in the state fair where it won honour and prizes.
One year a newspaper reporter interviewed him and learnt something interesting about how he grew it.
The reporter discovered that the farmer shared his seed corn with his neighbors.
"How can you afford to share your best seed corn with your neighbors when they are entering corn in competition with yours each year?" the reporter asked.
"Why sir," said the farmer, "didn't you know? The wind picks up pollen from the ripening corn and swirls it from field to field.
If my neighbors grow inferior, sub-standard and poor quality corn, cross-pollination will steadily degrade the quality of my corn.
If I am to grow good corn, I must help my neighbours grow good corn."
The farmer gave a superb insight into the connectedness of life. His corn cannot improve unless his neighbour's corn also improves.
So it is in other dimensions! Those who choose to be at harmony must help their neighbours and colleagues to be at peace,
those who choose to live well must help others to live well, for the value of a life is measured by the lives it touches.
And those who choose to be happy must help others to find happiness for the welfare of each is bound up with the welfare of all.
If we are to grow good quality corn, we must help our neighbors grow good quality corn too....
Monday, January 10, 2011
The Pregnant Blonde
The other day my blonde neighbor came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy, but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, "I have some really great news!"
I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy!"
She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant!
I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her,
"That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"
Then she said, "There's more."
I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,
I asked her how she knew?
She said.... "Well, that was the easy part.
I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack.
Both tests came out positive!"
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Some Interesting Facts
Here are some interesting, but true facts, that you may or may not have known.
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The Statue of Liberty's index finger is eight feet long
Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile
A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.
A boeing 747's wing span is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.(the Wright brother's invented the airplane)
There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.
One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny
The word "set" has the most number of definitions in the English language;192
Slugs have four noses
Sharks can live up to 100 years
Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.
Kangaroos can't walk backwards
About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. everyday
The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in Montana in 1887
The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is actually a tiny sonic boom.
Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency
Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints
There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human
It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in it to begin with.
The world's largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002
Octopus have three hearts
If you ate too many carrots, you'd turn orange
The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.
1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116orold
The body has 2-3 million sweat glands
Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs
Tiger shark embroyos fight each other in their mother's womb. The survivor is born.
Most cats are left pawed
250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa
A Blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant
You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!
Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours
An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce
Bone is five times stronger than steel.
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Love VS Marriage
Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac.
Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"
Friday, December 24, 2010
99 Excuses for Skipping out of Work
Everyone needs a bit of extra time of occasionally, and all manner of outlandish excuses are given. Here is a list of 99 (mostly funny) excuses for getting out of work.
1. My kids are locked outside.
2. My kids are locked inside.
3. My kids are stuck in the door.
4. I have to pick on my kids.
5. I have to help my grandmother bake cookies.
6. I have to help my Aunt Flo in Omaha make cookies. She’s much better now and she wants to send thank-you cookies to everyone who came to see her when she thought she was dying.
7. The water company has to read my meter once a year and this was the only time they would come.
8. The gas company has to read my meter once a year and this was the only time they would come.
9. The water meter guy and the gas meter guy were both leaving cards on my door about me not being home, and they got into a fight about whose meter was better, and I have to go home and clean up.
10. My daughter is graduating from high school and I’d like to go to the ceremony.
11. My daughter is receiving a Nobel Prize and I’d like to go to the ceremony. (Do not use within one month of #9).
12. I have to pick up my car at the shop. If I don’t get there in half an hour it’ll be locked up all weekend.
13. I have to get my car to the shop. If I don’t get it there in half an hour it’ll be locked out all weekend. (Don’t use if boss seems wide awake).
14. My dog has a rash all over, and the vet closes early today.
15. My cat has a rash all over, and the vet closes early today.
16. My kid has a rash all over, and the vet closes early today.
17. My truss snapped.
18. My support hose popped.
19. I got my fingers stuck together with Krazy Glue.
20. I’m arranging financing for a house.
21. I’m arranging financing for a car.
22. I’m arranging financing for a beef roast.
23. The couch I ordered umpteen weeks ago has arrived and this was the only time they could deliver it.
24. The refrigerator I ordered umpteen weeks ago has arrived and this was the only time they could deliver it.
25. The baby we arranged for nine months ago is arriving, and I think this is the time it’s being delivered. (Note: This is an excuse that can’t be used by just anybody. But if it’s close to accurate, it’s extremely effective.
26. I have been asked to serve on a presidential advisory panel.
27. I’m being sent to the moon by NASA.
28. It’s Dayton’s Warehouse Sale.
29. My back aches.
30. My stomach aches.
31. My hair aches. (This is more acceptable than “I have a hangover,” especially if offered in the early afternoon.)
32. My biological clock is ticking.
33. I have to take my biological clock in for service.
34. My furnace won’t stop running, and the goldfish are getting poached.
35. My central air conditioning won’t stop running, and the goldfish are getting freezer burn.
36. Both my furnace and my central air conditioning won’t stop running. The goldfish are fine but my basement is about to explode.
37. I have to go to the airport to pick up my mother.
38. I have to go to the airport to pick up my minister.
39. I have to go to the airport to pick up my minister’s mother.
40. I have to take my mother to the doctor.
41. I have to take my minister to the doctor.
42. I have to take my doctor to my minister.
43. I think I left the iron on.
44. I think I left the water on.
45. I think I left the refrigerator on.
46. I’m getting married, and I have to go pick out rings.
47. I’m getting married, and I have to take a blood test.
48. I’m getting married, and I have to figure out to whom.
49. I have to have my waistband let out.
50. I have to have my watchband let out.
51. I have to have my son’s rock band let out.
52. I’m having my eyes checked this noon, and they put drops in them so I won’t be able to work afterwards.
53. I’m having my ears checked this noon, and they put drops in them so I won’t be able to work afterwards.
54. I’m having my hats checked this noon, and I’ll be having a drop or two so I won’t be able to work afterwards.
55. I’m having a root canal.
56. I’m having a tax audit.
57. I’m going on a date with a sadomasochistic necrophile. (Is that beating a dead horse?)
58. My broker needs to talk with me about diversification.
59. I have to rearrange my savings so that there is no more than $100,000 in any one federally insured institution.
60. I need to break into my kid’s piggy bank while he’s not home.
61. I have to renew my driver’s license.
62. I have to get new license plates.
63. I have to stand in a long line for no good reason, while petty bureaucrats take inordinate amounts of time to work out the tiny problems that they detect in perfectly routine transactions. THEN I have to breeze by and renew my driver’s license and get new license plates.
64. I’ve got an urgent session with my therapist.
65. I’ve got a really urgent session with my therapist.
66. I’ve … I … I’m not … I don’t … I CAN’T COPE WITH THIS!!
67. I have to get my contact lenses fitted.
68. I have to get my hearing aid adjusted.
69. I have to get my big toe calibrated.
70. Hey, hey! The Monkees could be coming to our town.
71. My rheumatism is acting up. There’s going to be a terrible tornado.
72. My arthritis is acting up. There’s going to be a terrible blizzard.
73. The pharaoh is acting up. There’s going to be a terrible rain of frogs.
74. I need to give blood.
75. I need to give evidence.
76. I need to give up.
77. I’m going to my best friend’s engagement party.
78. I’m going to my best friend’s wedding.
79. I’m going to my best friend’s divorce. (We all knew it wouldn’t last. At the wedding, everybody threw Minute Rice.)
80. I have a seriously overdue library book that I have to return.
81. I have a bunch of old parking tickets, and if I don’t pay them I’m going to be arrested.
82. The police are at the back door. Cover me.
83. I’m having my nails done.
84. I’m having my colors done.
85. I’m having my head examined.
86. I’m going to the bank.
87. I’m going to sleep.
88. I’m going over the edge.
89. A friend of mine is dying and I have to go to the hospital.
90. A friend of mine has died and I have to go to the funeral parlor.
91. A friend of mine is being reincarnated and I have to go to the zoo.
92. I need to check out the hole in the ozone layer.
93. I need to check into a rest home.
94. I’m breaking in my shoes.
95. I’m breaking up with my boyfriend.
96. I’m breaking out.
97. I have to pick up my dry cleaning.
98. I have to pick out a car.
99. Salmon Rushdie is coming in to talk about his idea for a book on Christian fundamentalists. I thought I’d go to a ball game instead.
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