Monday, November 29, 2010

Kim Kardashian At Oktoberfest

 

Kim Kardashian At Oktoberfest

He vs sHe in Office

 

How the company views its employees. (HE vs SHE)
 
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1. The family picture is on HIS desk.                                                        
   Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
 
   The family picture is on HER desk.
   Umm, her family will come before her career.
 
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2. HIS desk is cluttered.
   He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
 
   HER desk is cluttered.
   She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain
 
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3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
   He must be discussing the latest deal
 
   SHE is talking with her co-workers.
   She must be gossiping.
 
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4. HE's not at his desk. He must be at a meeting.
 
   SHE's not at her desk. She must be in the ladies' room.
 
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5. HE's not in the office. He's meeting with customers.
 
   SHE's not in the office. She must be out shopping.
 
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6. HE's having lunch with the boss. He's on his way up.
 
   SHE's having lunch with the boss. They must be having an affair.
 
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7. The boss criticised HIM. He'll improve his performance.
 
   The boss criticized HER. She'll be very upset.
 
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8. HE got an unfair deal. Did he get angry?
 
   SHE got an unfair deal. Did she cry?
 
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9. HE's going on a business trip. It's good for his career.
 
   SHE's going on a business trip. What does her husband say?
 
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10 . HE's leaving for a better job.
        He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.
 
       SHE's leaving for a better job. 
       Women are not dependable

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

New SBI Customer Care Helpline numbers

 Guaranteed it works. Thank you SBI for the new numbers.

AIRTEL FACILITY:CONTACT CENTER ACCESS
NUMBERS FROM LANDLINE AND MOBILES
Sr.NoTelecome CircleArea CoveredNumber Allocated and Activated
1PunjabPunjab & Chandigarh9779162211
2HaryanaHaryana9996372211
3UP WestWest Uttar pradesh & Uttarakhand9760202211
4 West BengalKolkata city9748422211
5 West BengalRest of West Bengal(except Kolkata city),Sikkim & Andaman & Nicobar Islands9933202211
6MaharashtraMumbai and Navi Mumbai City9987552211
7MaharashtraGoa and Maharashtra except mumbai & Navi Mumbai City9730012211
8MP and CGMadhya pradesh and Chattishgarh9893282211
9KarnatakaKarnataka9731932211
10Tamil NaduChennai city9790942211
11Tamil NaduRest of Tamil nadu Except Chennai & Pondichery9791912211
12DelhiDelhi and national Capital Region9958802211
13KeralaKerala & Lakshadweep9995392211
14GujaratGujarat,Daman,Diu,Dadra & Nagar Haveli9724342211
15APAndhra Pradesh9959192211
16UP EastUP East9793502211
17OrissaOrissa9777452211
18BiharBihar & Jharkhand 9955952211
19AssamAssam9957052211
20RajasthanRajasthan9799332211
21Himachal PradeshHimachal Pradesh9805092211
22Jammu & kashmirJammu & kashmir9797532211
23NESAArunachal Pradesh, Tripura, Mizoram, Manipur, Nagaland & Meghalaya9862552211

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Fruit Photos

Fruit Photos

 

 

Amrita Rao sister preeta rao

Amrita Rao sister preeta rao

 

amrita rao sister

Barbie Daughter Photos

Barbie Daughter Photos

 

barbie

barbie

barbie

Forbes List 2010

Chinese President Hu Jintao has been named the most powerful person in the world by Forbes, ahead of US President Barack Obama who is ranked second

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Films Producing Company's

# Adlabs - Motion picture processing laboratory in Mumbai
# BR Films - Film & TV Serial production house owned by BR Chopra
# Balaji Telefilms - Telefilms producer
# Channel Eight - Production of TV programs & soap operas
# Mukta Arts - Film production company of Subhash Ghai
# Rajshri - Leading entertainment conglomerate with interests in films & music
*Yashraj Films - Film production company of Yash Chopra
* Amitabh Bachchan, Amitabh Bachchan Corporation Ltd. (ABCL)
* Aziz Mirza, Dreamz Unlimited
* Boney Kapoor, Narsimha Enterprises
* Dev Anand, Navketan Films
* Gulshan Rai, Trimurti Films
* Juhi Chawla, Dreamz Unlimited
* K C Bokadia
* K.T. Kunjumon, Gentleman Films
* Mira Nair, Mirabai Films
* Mohanlal, Pranavam Arts
* Mukesh Bhatt, Vishesh Films
* Pooja Bhatt, initially Pooja Bhatt Productions, Fish Eye Network
* Raj Kapoor, R.K. Films
* Ram Gopal Varma, Varma Corporation Ltd.
* Shahrukh Khan, Dreamz Unlimited
* Sooraj Barjatya, Rajshri Films
* Subhash Ghai, Mukta Arts
* Subodh Mukherjee
* Sunil Dutt, Ajanta Arts
* Vidhu Vinod Chopra
* Yash Chopra, Yash Raj Films
* Yash Johar, Dharma Productions
* Bobby Bedi, Kaleidoscope Entertainment
* Rajendra Kumar : Aryan Movies
" Karan Johar ‘s 'Dharma Production'
 

National Awards facts 6

1986

Indira Gandhi Award For The Best First Film Of A Director :
Yeh Woh Manzil To Nahin
Producer & Director : Sudhir Mishra
Best Supporting Actor : Suresh Oberoi
Film : Mirch Masala
Best Editing : Sanjiv Shah
Film : Mirch Masala
Best Costume Designing : Prabhat Jha
Film : Parinati
Best Regional Feature Film : Mirch Masala
Producer : N. F. D. C.
Director : Ketan Mehta


1987

Nargis Dutt Award For The Best Feature Film On National Intergration : Tamas
Producer : Blaze Entertainment Pvt. Ltd. Bombay
Director : Govind Nihalani
Best Children's Film : Swamy
Producer : T. S. Narasimhan
Director : Shankar Nag
Best Supporting Actress : Surekha Sikri
Film : Tamas
Best Child Artiste : Master Manjunath
Film : Swamy
Best Female Playback Singer : Asha Bhonsle
Film : Ijaazat
Best Costume Designing : Ramilla Patel And Mani Rabadi
Film : Pestonjee
Best Music Director : Vanraj Bhatia
Film : Tamas
Best Lyrics : Gulzar
Film : Ijaazat
Best Anthropological / Ethnographic Film : Raaste Bund Hain Sub Producer : Manjari Dingwaney
Director : Manjira Datta
Best Historical / Reconstruction / Compilation Film :
The Story Of Delhi
Producer : Serbjeet International ( For Films Division )
Director : Serbjeet Singh
Best Film On Social Issues : Sankalpa
Producer : Madhya Pradesh Film Development Corporation
Director : Rajendra Janglay


1988

Indira Gandhi Award For The Best First Film Of A Director :
Trishagni
Producer & Director : Nabendu Ghosh
Best Feature Film Providing Popular And Wholesome Entertainment : Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak
Producer : Nasir Husain Films
Director : Mansoor Khan
Best Film On Other Social Issues Such As Prohibition, Women And Child Welfare, Anti - Dowry, Drug Abuse Etc. :
Main Zinda Hoon
Producer : N. F. D. C. & Doordarshan
Directer : SudhirMishra
Best Supporting Actor : Pankaj Kapur
Film : Raakh
Best Supporting Actress : Uttara Baokar
Film : Ek Din Achanak
Best Child Artiste : Shfiq Syed
Film : Salam Bombay
Best Editing : Sreekar Prasad
Film : Raakh
Special Jury Reference : Ashok Ahuja
Film : Vasundhara
Best Regional Feature Film : Salaam Bomay ( Feature Film )
Producer : Doordarshan Kendra, Bangalore
Directer : Mira Nair
Special Mention : Aamir Khan
Film : Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak & Raakh

1989

DadaSaheb Phalke Award : Lata Mangeshkar
National Best Feature Film : Bagh Bahadur
Producer & Director : Buddhadeb Desgupta
Best Feature Film Providing Popular And Wholesome Entertainment : Chandni
Producer & Director : Yash Chopra
Best Children's Film : Ankur Maina Aur Kabootar
Producer : Cildren's Film Society Of India
Director : Madan Bawaria
Best Supporting Actor : Nana Patekar
Film : Parinda
Best Cinematography : Virendra Saini
Film : Salim Langde Pe Mat Ro
Best Editing : Renu Saluja
Film : Parinda
Best Regional Feature Film :
Salim Langde Pe Mat Ro ( Feature Film )
Producer : N. F. D. C.
Director : Saeed Akhtar Mirza
Special Mention : Anupam Kher
Film : Daddy
Best Book On Cinema : Shataranj Ke Khiladi

1990

Second Best Feature Film : Ek Doctor Ki Maut (Feature Film)
Producer : N. F. D. C.
Director : Tapan Sinha
Best Popular Feature Film Providing Wholesome Entertainment :
Ghayal ( Feature Film )
Producer : Dharmendra
Director : Raj Kumar Santoshi
Best Director : Tapan Sinha
Film : Ek Doctor Ki Maut
Best Actor : Amitabh Bachchan
Film : Agneepath
Best Female Playback Singer : Lata Mangeshkar
Film : Lekin
Best Art Director : Nitish Roy
Film : Lekin
Best Costume Designer : Bhanu Athaiya
Film : Lekin
Best Music Director : Hridayanath Mageshkar
Film : Lekin
Best Lyrics : Gulzar
Film : Lekin
Special Jury Award : Ek Doctor Ki Maut
Director : Pankaj Kapoor
Special Jury Award : Sunny Deol
Film : Ghayal
Best Regional Feature Film : Drishti ( Feature Film )
Producer & Director : Govind Nihalani
Best Investigative Film :
Una Mitran Di Yaad Pyaari ( In Memory Of Friend )
Producer & Director : Anand Patwardhan
Special Jury Award : Ustad Amjad Ali Khan
Director : Gulzar
Best Short Fiction Film ( Film Not Exceeding 70 Minutes Duration ) :
Aamukh
Producer : Film & Tv Institute Of India
Director : Raj Kumar
Best Book On Cinema : Hindi Cinema Ka Itihas

1991

Rukmavati Ki Haveli
Director : Ajay Munjal & A. M. Padmanabhan
Best Editing : Renu Saluja
Film : Dharavi
Best Art Director : Samir Chanda
Film : Rukmavati Ki Haveli
Best Music Direction : Rajat Dholakia
Film : Dharavi
Best Regional Feature Film : Dharavi
Producer : N. F. D. C. And Doordarshan
Director : Sudhir Mishra
Best Film On Family Welfare : Durga
Producer : N. F. D. C.
Director : Basu Chatterji

1992

Best Children's Film : Mujhse Dosti Karoge ?
Producer : National Centre Of Films For Children &
Young People,Bombay
Director : Gopi Desai
Best Actress : Dimple Kapadia
Film : Rudaali
Best Supporting Actor : Sunny Deol
Film : Damini
Best Child Artiste : Master Amit Phalke
Film : Mujhse Dosti Karoge ?
Best Art Director : Sameer Chanda
Film : Rudaali
Best Costume Disigner : Mala De And Dimple Kapadia
Film : Rudaali
Best Special Effects : Angaar
K.Shashilaal Nair
Best Regional Feature Film : Suraj Ka Satvan Ghoda
Producer : N. F. D. C.
Director : Buddhadeb Dasgupta
Special Jury Award : Maya Memsab
Ketan Mehta
Best Biographical : Pandit Bhimsen Joshi
Producer & Director : Gulzar
Best Arts / Cultural Film : The Recluse
Producer & Director : Arvind Sinha
Best Film On Social Issues : Choodiyan
Producer & Director : Sai Paranjpye ( For Films Division )
Best Investigative Film : Ram Ke Nam
Producer & Director : Anand Patwardhan
Best Animation Film : Gai Ki Sachyai
Producer : Climb Films And NCFCYP
Director : Bhimsain
Best Short Fiction Film : Agar Aap Chahein
Producer : Shahnaz Rahim ( Films Division )
Director : Mazahir Rahim ( Films Division )
Best Film On Family Welfare : Suno Bahu Rani
Producer : Om Praksh Sharma ( Film Division )
Director : Krishna Kapil

1993

Best Popular Film Providing Wholesome Entertainment : Darr
Producer & Director : Yash Chopra
Nargis Dutt Award Forbest Feature Film On National Integration : Sardar
Producer : Foundation For Films On India's War Of Independence
Director : Ketan Mehta
Best Supporting Actor : Paresh Rawal
Film : Sir & Woh Chhokri
Best Supporting Actress : Neena Gupta
Film : Woh Chhokri
Best Female Playback Singer : Alka Yagnik
Film : Hum Hai Rahi Pyar Ke
Best Editing : Renu Saluja
Film : Sardar
Special Jury Reference : Pallavi Joshi
Film : Woh Chhokri
Best Regional Feature Film : Patang (Feature Film)
Producer : Sanjay Sahay And Durba Sahay
Director : Goutam Ghose
Regional Best Feature Film : Ardha Satya (Feature Film)
Producer : Manmohan Shetty & Pradeep Kapoor
Director : Govind Nihalani
Special Mention : Hum Hain Rahi Pyar Ke
Producer : Tahir Husain
Director : Mahesh Bhatt
Best Non - Feature Film : Maihar Raag
Producer : Sunil Shanbag
Director : Arun Bhattacharjee
Best Frist Non - Feature Film Of A Director : Bazar Sitaram
Producer & Director : Neena Gupta
Best Arts / Cultural Film : Anukampan
Producer & Director : Balaka Ghosh
Best Animation Film : Chetak
Producer : NCFCYP
Director : V.G. Samant
Special Jury Award : Death Of A Prodigal Son
Director : Mahesh Thottathil
Best Short Fiction Film ( Film Not Exceeding 70 Minutes Duration ) : Sunday
Producer : NCFCYP
Director : Pankaj Advani
Best Film On Family Welfare : Taveej
Producer : Rajeev Mohan
Director : Purushottam Berde
Best Audiography : Maihar Raag
Indrajit Neogi
Best Music Director : Rajat Dholakia
Film : Sunday

1994

Best Popular Film Providing Wholesome Entertainment :
Hum Aapke Hain Koun
Producer : Rajshri Productions Pvt. Ltd.
Director : Sooraj R. Barjatya
Best Children's Film : Abhay
Producer : Jaya Bachchan
Director : Annu Kapoor
Best Actor : Nana Patekar
Film : Krantiveer
Best Supporting Actor : Ashish Vidyarthi
Film : Drohkaal
Best Supporting Actress : Surekha Sikri Rege
Film : Mammo
Special Jury Award : Param Vir Chakra
Radhu Karmakar
Best Cinematography : Hum Aapke Hain Koun
Jay Borade
Best Regional Feature Film : Mammo
Producer : N. F. D. C. And Doordarshan
Director : Shyam Benegal
Best First Non - Feature Film Of A Director :
A Little War (Feature Film )
Producer : Film And TV Institute of India
Director : Atanu Biswas
Special Mention : Rasayatra
Producer : Interaction Video Communications
Director : Nandan Kudhyadi
Best Animation Film : Mahagiri
Producer : Bhimsain
Director : Kireet
Best Short Fiction Film : Still Life
Producer : Film & TV Institute Of India
Director : Subhadro Chodhary
Best First Non - Feature Film Cinematography : Anoop JotwaniAnoop Jotwani
Film : Rasayatra


1995

Best Popular Film Providing Wholesome Entertainment :
Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge
Producer : Yash Chopra
Director : Aditya Chopra
Best Children's Film : Halo
Producer : NCFCYP
Director : Santosh Sivan
Best Director : Saeed Akhtar Mirza
Film : Naseem
Best Actress : Seema Biswas
Film : Bandit Queen
Best Screenplay : Ashok Mishra And Saeed Akhtar Mirza
Film : Naseem
Best Costume Designing : Dolly Ahluwalia
Film : Bandit Queen
Best Lyrics : Amit Khanna
Film : Bhairavi
Regional Best Feature Film : Bandit Queen
Producer : Sundeep Singh
Director : Shekhar Kapur
Special Mention : Halo
Baby Benaf Dadachanji
Best Agricultural Film : Drip And Sprinkler Irrigation
Producer : L. K. Upadhyaya( Films Division )
Director : A. K. Goorha ( Films Division )
Best Film On Social Issues : Memories Of Fear
Producer : Flavia Agnes
Director : Madhusree Dutta
Best Short Fiction Film : The Rebel
Producer : Director, Film & TV Institute Of india
Director : Rajashree
Best Film On Family Welfare : Soch Samajh Ke
Producer : Shanta Gokhale And Arun Khopkar
Director : Arun KhopKar
Best Audiography : Shyam Mehmood
Film : Tatva
Special Mention : Ajit
Director : Arvind Sinha

First Woman CM of India

Sucheta Kriplani was the First female Chief Minister of an Indian State.